You Have Been Playing Too Much
Battlezone When...
#1 You get out of your
car you run and jump to get to work on time. -Heimlich
#2 You trail a Minivan thinking it is a wolverine rocket tank. -Heimlich
#3 You name your dog shadower because he can catch anything in his line of sight. -Heimlich
#4 You hide from hornets in the freezer because they lock on to heat. -Heimlich
#5 You shout I sniped you!!! after hitting a friend in the head with a ball of paper at the office. -Nox
#6 You Say Keep moving or theyll snipe you to everyone. -Nox
#7 You try to jump into empty cars as you run (and jump) down the street. -Tooley
#8 Your car breaks down and you jump out and expect someone to come and let you use theirs. -MacCrash
#9 You forget that your car dosnt hover and blame the breakdown on it not hovering. -MacCrash
#10 When nobody answers your call for a vehical... you look for a sniper rifle. -MacCrash
#11 You get tired of the car you are driving on the highway and hit the eject button. -Benny
#12 You always crawl out the sun roof to get out of your car. -Heimlich
#13 You are subsequently suprised that when you ask people to pick you up they dont even slow down thus forcing you to use your sniper rifle. -Benny
#14 You assign Function keys to specific groups of people at work to better organize your day. -Benny
#15 You pass by a recycle bin and make it a point for the rest of the day not to let any harm come to it. -Benny
#16 You see Old Faithful and awe at the amount of power that would produce for your recycler. -Benny
#17 Your friend starts
to say phrases like Recycler Here, Building... Or Attacking
Enemy. -Tommy
#18 You run and duck
everytime you see a fast buzzing object thinking its a comet
cruise missle. -Icestu
#19 Buying property
you continually ask the realtor if there are any good geyser
locations nearby. -MacCrash
#20 In both your eyes,
your iris has turned green. -Nax
#21 You think they should make a movie. -Nax
#22 You run for cover whenever you hear dance music. -Nax
#23 You get arrested for discriminating against that russian guy in your office. -Nax
#24 You see other drivers on the road as bright white dots. -Nax
#25 You build a catapult in your back yard and try to launch supplies to your boys in your neighbors house. -Nax
#26 You dont understand why your car refuses to run after you drove off that cliff. -Nax
#27 When you think
higlanders you think of Wrampist, Dumarest, Airbuddha, Clockwork,
Jester, Dexion, Drizzt, Ochobee, Heimlich, Eradicator, Slayer,
Flex, Sparhawk, Honch, Dirty Ref, VooDoo, and Draco. (sorry
if I missed anyone =)) -Heimlich (of course)
#28 When stuck in traffic
you start daydreaming that youre a Turret and decide to take out
all the surrounding vehicles. -Deltadog
#29 You see a hated co-worker across from you and being wondering how good a BZ map the office layout would make. -Deltadog
#30 When walking through the park you always stick to high ground afraid that you might be sniped. -Deltadog
#31 Your computer crashed and you wonder who the hell got you. -Deltadog
#32 Your copies of Quake, Jedi Knight, and Red Alert have dust on them. -Deltadog
#33 When your farts
start to sound like the TAG cannon -Chris
#34 You try to make your
car leap over incoming traffic to avoid being hit and slowing
down your forward momentum. -Linxx
#35 When you take off
from a red light, the hood goes up and you think something is
wrong with your tank. -Vic
#37 You nickname your
class teacher TAG-Cannon becuase she somehow with her back turned
knows that its you getting out of your seat to speak to a friend.
-Shaun Laity
#38 You drive through 4
wheel drive terrain and wonder why the jump boosters didnt work
on your 2 wheel drive vehicle, and now its written off! -Shaun
Laity
#39 When the boss asks
you to get a follow up on the sixth report, you follow anyone who
picks it up. -Shaun Laity
#40 While you have your
shave you ask the razor to engage and destroy the shampoo and ask
the bin to deploy on the shaving cream thinking its a geyser.
-Shaun Laity
#41 You take a flash light and get in your car then start driving around trying to burn up cars by using your flash cannon. -winglaser
#42 When you see the footage of Neil Armstrong getting off the Apollo 11 and think: Boy, General Collins musta been a pro film maker when he was sent up there! -KGB_FSK
#43 You watch satellite channels for only few seconds, fearing you may get sniped. -(MUSK)stormshadow
#44 You drive your car to the airport, park it next to a hangar and expect it to get fixed. -(MUSK)stormshadow
#45 When in new neighborhood, you pay attention to scrap lying on the ground and begin calculating how many tanks you would get with that scrap. -(MUSK)stormshadow
#46 When after 6 hours of doing in enemies, you bounce off the hall walls on the way to the bedroom. -Steve
#47 You notice a hole in the road and think "What a perfect spot to stack some mines. -Slash
#48 You reach for your prox. Mine button to get rid of the tailgater behind you. -Slash
#49 you find
yourselfdeliberatly driving down the wrong side of the road and
weaving too avoid the manhole covers thinking too yaself if
im gonna go it aint
gonna be a damn mine that takes
me out... -AuSTiN PoWeRS
#50 You think about
how much faster you could get your day to go by if you
could only turn landscapes to
*smooth* mode. -MeatGrinder
#51 You start reaching for the trigger when youre driving your car and you see an opposing vehicle. -MeatGrinder
#52 When your late for
work you run for your car and forget you need to open
the door first. -anonymous
TMBs from (NWH)Clockwork
TMBs from Assassin
Thats it for now... but if
you have any you would like to give me send them to
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