1.10.99: Infinite Monkeys; Infinite Terror

Infinite Monkeys, welcome to the new site. What's this all about you ask? Well, if it's not self-evident enough, this site will cover single-player reviews for various first-person shooter games. The first game featured on this site is Half-Life. I'd love to go back to Quake2, and Quake1, but it's a bit too late for that :) If you're wondering who the hell I am, my real name is Jiang Pi; the last name is not pronounced like "pie" as in the food or the number 3.14, it's pronounced "pee" as in the vegetable, and the bodily fluid. Get that right folks! I heard you read "pie"! :) Anyway, I did and still do reviews in other places on the web. Including Morgan's Ten Four and eXodus's 3D Map Realm. I also ran various independent sites before that weren't too successful, but it's not about success, remember that my child, it's about lookin' good :) This site is all about lookin' good, style and all, ya know? :) I hope you have a good time with this site, the buttons are to your left, I 'aint gonna explain much, fool around with them and find something you like. -Ja Monkey

12.8.99: Filler, don't ask

On the back of a package of Dentyne Ice Carbohydrate 0 g; Protein 0 g; fat 0 g; sugar 0 g; energy 5 Cal, 30 kJ; maltitol 0.5 g; sorbitol 0.5 g; gum base; mannitol 0.1 g; gum acacia; glycerin; calcium; carbonate; lecithin; titanium dioxide; hydrogenated vegetable oil; acesulfame potassium 1.4 mg; aspartame 1.3 mg; soy protein; candelilla wax; natural and artificial flavour. Aspartame contains phyenylaline Glucides 0 g; prot�ines 0 g; Mati�res Grasses 0 g; sucre 0 g; �nergie 5 Cal; 30 kJ; malititol 0.5 g; base de gomme; mannititol 0.1 g; gomme arabique; glycerine; carbonate de calcium; l�cithine; dioxyde de titanium; hule veg�tale hydrog�n�e; ac�sulfame potassium 1.4 mg; aspartame 1.3 mg; prot�ine de soja; cire de candelila; ar�mes naturels et artificiels. L'aspartame contient de la ph�nylalanine *TM/MC WARNER-LAMBERT COMPANY ADAMS CANADA DIV WARNER-LAMBERT CANADA INC. LIC. USE/SOUS LIC. SCARBOROUGH, ONT M1L 2N3 1-800-63-4659 -Ja Monkey