About Me

Got chode? If you want to be like me (you know you do) go to Cafe Poetry and try to get hate mail by angering the artsies with BS poetry. Sign my guestbook dammit and e-mail me if you have responses or suggestions, or just plain, boring regular e-mail. And don't screw with me unless you want to make 'the list'.

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More About Me

Right now I am a high school student in upstate New York, and unless you consider my fake sperm business an occupation, I am unemployed (sound dreamy eh? My friends think so). If you want to make me employed please contact my e-mail account, I deserve it. Anyway I like making web sites, I am currently working on a newer, more kickass one. Enough about me, oh wait no, more about me. I am the most horribly lazy person you can ever imagine and it's starting to affect the basic obligations of life (eg. excercise, hygiene) 

My cousin's site is eslut he's in college, unlike me, he'll succeed. He is currently the most bitter person I've ever met, although I've been told there's worse. I have a growing list of enemies which I am planning revenge upon (no, I don't own a gun, and if I did I'm too much of a woman to shoot someone). All of you better be careful because my enemy is YOU if you don't mail me with job opportunities and such. Awww, I can't do anything, Guh, you wouldn't do it anyway. Get out there, write my papers and find something to do, because if you're reading this, you are as much of a loser as me.