What's Old? Shaddap!
July 31: Nothing. Oh look! A new picture!
Okay okay so I'm actually planning on spending the night doing some updating. I'll sit here on my ass (nothing new, mind you) and finally finish my damn review. Plus I'll shovel all the crap I won't be needing anymore into a crap pile. Aren't you glad you dropped in? Of course you are. Now go masturbate and when you come back you just might see something new. But don't count on it, unless you can pull out daily two-hour sessions like I me. Not that that's anything to brag about, mind you. It's all rather sad that I can do that. In a way, I think. Maybe. Oh, I might try to get some message board here too. Not like anybody will use it. Well. Cheers!

June 23: Things take a dangerous turn
Possibly due to staying up the whole night or H.R. Pufnstuf made a cameo on "CHiP's", or both, I've decided to slim things down. No longer will this be an all-inclusive site of things I love oh so much. I've decided to just concentrate on two subjects viddy games and pissy bitching. Yes, the Bitch Files are staying, for all two of you that wanted to have them stay. I forgot that I'm cocky asshole with a head that takes up one-third of my body weight and I don't care if people are annoyed that yet another person is making a web site and acting like their opinion mattered.

I'll just scoop everything else into a nice little heap of filth that you can nose through. And maybe if you're lucky, I'll add to that pile of crap every so often. If you're lucky, maybe you'll be able to read my pathetic little story about two kids fighting over milk. Yeah, it's symbolism. Something about war and stuff.

Oh that's right, I guess I should have some game reviews of which to start concentrating on, right? Yeah, maybe I'll stay up 'til four tonight and make something about the outrage of slime-beatings in Hydlide, and that's if you're all good little boys and girls.

June 10
Hell springs eternal as I've finally updated with two little pieces of filth that barely qualify as "poems" in that thing where I put stuff I've typed up in.(Note: No longer there) Let's see, what else? Oh, I suffered through graduation. That's about it. Oh, and I was planning on taking down the Bitch File thing because it's not like anybody cared about my life anyways. Ah hell, maybe I'll just expand it to put big pissy essays in there... Or maybe not. Still no game reviews? Sorry. I just can't seem to force myself to play Hydlide to really get a big review typed up. But keep hope alive! The disappointment won't hurt so much.
April 27, 1999
Well, since I'm too lazy to give you the last thing I promised you, I decided to make a whole new section never before seen! You'll hate it, I'm sure. But then, I hate you, so shut-up.
April 21, 1999
Due to certain reasons (i.e. Fortunecity is fucked up) all my crap was magically missing. So here's everything back with nothing new put back up. Joy.
April 16?, 1999
Working on a game page, first game'll be Hydlide, the scourge of the planet. Next comes Konami World, wasn't released in America but the rom sure makes for some entertaining reading. Then third'll be, as far as I can tell, Joy Mech Fighter. A robot fighting game from Nintendo that never was released here. Perhaps because of the fruity name.

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