Mr. Garrison ![]() The school's 3rd grade teacher, who acts gay, but says that he is not. He also says that gay people are the root of all evil. He has a hand puppet named Mr.Hat ! He uses this puppet to show his bad side, kill people, or to swear at the little children in the classroom. When Mr. Garrison was a little kid he was in a talent show, but then Kathie Lee won, so he holds a personal grudge. Mr. Garrison also got a nose job at Tom's Rinoplasty.![]() I don't need Mr. Hat he is just a puppet. He isn't real. *foot steps walking away*
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