Cartman
(every one calls him Cartman except Mr. Garrison, and his mom, so I'll call him Cartman) is very fat and everyone knows it
, he gets teased about his weight alot too! He cheated on an essay , has a pig named Fluffy that made love to an elephant 
, some visiters 
gave him an anal probe 
, and hes addicted to cheesy poofs. 
He is fat but he says that he is just big boned. He dressed up as Hitler for Halloween
, but the principal made him change his costume to a member of the KKK.
He was mistaken for a skinny little African boy and taken to Africa.(hehehe) In the episode 'Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo' , Mr. Hankey
jumped on Cartman , and Cartman accused Kyle of trowing crap at him. Cartman once saw a commercial about Weight Gain 4000 and Cartman had some and he got addicted to it! He weighed like 4000 pounds.
I like Cartman and I think hes the funniest character!
Screw you guys, I'm going hooome!
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