Heff's Marinades:
TriTip and Steak:
1cup soy sauce
1 cup fresh squeezed lime juice
2 tbsp crushed red pepper
2 tsp black pepper
1 tsp ginger
1 sm grated white onion
Chicken:
1 cup soy sauce
1 cup fresh squeezed grapefruit juice
2 tbsp crushed red pepper
2 tsp black pepper
1 lg grated red onion
1 or 2 tbsp honey
Tri Tip Burritos:
Marinade a tri tip with the above beef marinade.
Cook 2 chopped yellow or red onions and two chopped green bell peppers in the oven, topped with lime slices @ 350 degrees for 1/2 hr to an hour.
Smash 2-4 avocados up with fresh chopped cilantro, white onions and tomatoes.
Bbq the tri tip, slice it thin.
Heat up some black beans, pinquintos and pintos in a pan.
Warm flour tortillas. When all is done, put some cut up tri tip, the onion-lime-green pepper mix, the avocado mix, the bean mix and some sour cream in a warm tortilla, making yourself a big fat burrito.
Warn people before you blast a mushroom cloud out of your bunghole. Or at least run about 25 - 50 yards away. If you're shy, people will still hear you at that distance so you might need to run farther.
Heff's Chili:
2 lbs ground beef
2 reg cans pinto beans
2 reg cans red kidney beans
2 reg cans white hominy
2 reg cans diced tomatoes
1 lg red onion
2 tbsp crushed red pepper
1 tbsp cayenne pepper
1 pkg Carrol Shelby's Chili Mix
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