Of course, we couldn't let a great prank die. You see, Jim doesn't know about this website. The next step is for you, and all your friends, and as many other people as we can find, to bombard The Faerie Scotsman with e-mails on his birthday! This is how it works:

You send us an e-mail with YOUR e-mail address today. Then, a few days before November 17th, we send all of you a reminder with Jim's e-mail address enclosed. Hundreds of people that Jim has never even heard of, from all over the world, send him e-mail wishing him a "Joyous Feast of the Faerie Scotsman". As our final step, of course, we'll send him the URL for this page, so that he can fully enjoy the spectacle of himself, dressed in a kilt and wings, laid out on the World Wide Web for everyone to enjoy!

Then we go into hiding. Indefinitely.

We swear on the Faerie Scroll, our grandmother's graves, and all that is Celtic, that we will never, ever give your e-mail address to anyone else, nor will we use it ourselves for any other purpose other than to possibly let you know if we come up with any other brilliantly humorous ideas.