Perhaps, these are a bit, corny - but beware, you may die laughing!!!!

Why does Dracula have no friends ?

Because he's a pain in the neck !

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ?

He was in high spirits !

What happened to the mad vampire ?

He went a little batty !

Why are skeletons usually so calm ?

Nothing gets under their skin !

When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard

When they're not dead !

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ?

"I told you I was ill" !

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

Peekaboo...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in people?

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

Dead ends...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A stake sandwich... !

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