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.:The lemming commanments are curently being worked on here are the top 35:.
1)Do not flatuate
2)Do not worry, If worried think of the lemming prophet and she will help you with her lemming stick
3)Be happy
4)Eat cheese not poo
5)Go shopping for food to eat
6)Do not be mean
7)Watch angel
8)Belive in our religion or prepared to zapped
9)Wear deodrant and wash frequently
10)Believe in the sacred lemming scarf of the lemming prophet for it has magical healing powers
11)Lemming should have poking stcks to poke one another
12)The light that beep is sacred
13)If a porcupine fart in a forest and no one hears it did it really happen?
14)All barns are sacredseeing our good lord was born in one
15)The Lemming prophet died while fighting MBC
16)The Lemming prophet hymm''ask tora
17)Fear the great snoo
18)*&?!"
19)The Lemming rides in a wheel barrow pulled by geese
20)If Monk Bernie is naked RUN
21)The lemming will not eat geese
22)6ft is sacred, cos the lemming must wear shoes
23)If Monk Bernie jumps out nakey run to the lemming who will get a stick and run after him and hit him saying "Nasty Pervert Monk Bernie"
24)Lemming will rise and beat Monk Bernie and all his followers
25)X-files must continue 4 eva
26)Wig-wig
27)Support Lindsay and Lillah the way forward
28)Eat spamand chocolate together...yummy
29)Remember our sacred prophet was born in a barn on a bed of chocolate and spam
30)Salem and Maggie should rule the world together
31)The lemming prophet stole Monk Bernies under garments thus why he runs naked
32) The lemming prophet demands that the poo stick challenge is replaced by snobbery
33)LOOT NOT
34)Mrs S is a tramp
35)The bush is sacred for it provides food, shelter and lavitorial services.
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