MORE #davidbowie chat logs (IRC DALnet)
Thursdays_Child: Does anyone know how his voice gave out, whats going on?
More NAUGHTY #davidbowie chat, this time regarding the cancellation of Bowie's NYC gig Saturday night: [Added 06/17/00]
ThomasJeromeNewton: well
ThomasJeromeNewton: someone robbed his voice
ThomasJeromeNewton: and rex keeps it in a jar
KaffeeIstGut: his voice gave out because he's OLD
KaffeeIstGut: and he's been smoking for 80 years
DizziestStar: i love him, but he's a wussy
Silver_Afternoon: true
KaffeeIstGut: he was having sex with his strapping spanish houseboy
KaffeeIstGut: and he screamed so loud as he came
KaffeeIstGut: that he lost his voice
DizziestStar: spit bowie, not swallow! it irritates your throat!
ThomasJeromeNewton: you must be really great bowie fans
ThomasJeromeNewton: if you call him a cock sucker
ThomasJeromeNewton: what would he say?
ThomasJeromeNewton: would he retort with aa double entendr�
DizziestStar: i certainly do hope bowie gets better
DizziestStar: i'm just bitter that i'll never get to see him in concert
ThomasJeromeNewton: maybe you will
KaffeeIstGut: haha
KaffeeIstGut: i hope he'd say
KaffeeIstGut: that it was his turn to pitch
KaffeeIstGut: then maybe i'd get an invite
Thursdays_Child: I am very worried, does anyone know where I can find some more info on this?
DizziestStar: hey, remember when bowie had the flu around the time hours... came out?
Silver_Afternoon: lol
Silver_Afternoon: lol@gut
ThomasJeromeNewton: http://www.nytoday.com
Silver_Afternoon: he has aids!!
KaffeeIstGut: noooo
Silver_Afternoon: those spainish house boys have that yyou know
* KaffeeIstGut laughs
KaffeeIstGut: yeah, he got sick twice in one year
KaffeeIstGut: he must have aids
DizziestStar: sadness
DizziestStar: yes
Silver_Afternoon: yep
DizziestStar: those damn strapping spanish houseboys
Silver_Afternoon: yeah
IRC dialogue, KaffeeIstGut = me (Added 4/22/00)
softboy: I got into a huge fight
softboy: with ----------
KaffeeIstGut: over what?
softboy: because I said bad things about a part of david's career.
* KaffeeIstGut laughs
softboy: therefore I wasn't a real fan, I didn't belong in the channel, and I probably listened to "N-sync"
KaffeeIstGut: hehehehahah
KaffeeIstGut: n-sync, huh?
KaffeeIstGut: which part of his career did you can?
softboy: lol
KaffeeIstGut: the corporate pre-packaged tripe he put out in the 80s or the corporate pre-packaged tripe he's putting out now?
softboy: I believe I said he should have died after making scary monsters, because then he would have been almost worth worshipping the way she worshipped him
softboy: I can't remember what I said first to set her off
softboy: just something general like "I wish david didn't suck now"
KaffeeIstGut: yeah
softboy: and I made some comment about his hair
softboy: and she said something like
* KaffeeIstGut laughs
KaffeeIstGut: DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR
KaffeeIstGut: i already made that mistake
* KaffeeIstGut laughs
softboy: "You don't respect him enough to deal with his hair? Sad."
softboy: she kept saying stuff and then saying.. "sad."
KaffeeIstGut yes
softboy: and "Why are you in here, again?"
KaffeeIstGut: because
KaffeeIstGut: eeryone knows
KaffeeIstGut: bowie deserves only the highest respect
KaffeeIstGut: like buddha
KaffeeIstGut: or ghandi
softboy: lol
softboy: exactly.
KaffeeIstGut: he didn't
KaffeeIstGut: keep piss in bottles or request an exorcism when he was an anemic, pathetic coke addict
softboy: hahahaha
softboy: AND GODDAMNIT, NLMD IS A BRILLIANT MASTERPIECE
softboy: IT SHOULD HAVE WON A GRAMMY
KaffeeIstGut: he didn't, of his own free will, chunk his artistic integrity in the waste basket as soon as his contract was through with RCA
KaffeeIstGut: and go for the big $$$
KaffeeIstGut: yes
KaffeeIstGut: Let's Dance
KaffeeIstGut: was BRILLIANT
KaffeeIstGut: as was Tin Machine
KaffeeIstGut: and how dare you
KaffeeIstGut: suggest
KaffeeIstGut: that bowie is anything
KaffeeIstGut: especially not
KaffeeIstGut: JUST SOME GUY
KaffeeIstGut: HE IS GOD
softboy: hahahaaha
softboy: AND HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST HE IS NOT HUNG LIKE A HORSE
KaffeeIstGut: lol