CLV Morettes describes herself as an "old broad, who likes to smoke, drink occassionally, and watch young men dance naked". She lets the reader be the judge to the facetiousness of the above statement. I personally tend to think she might be serious on all counts.

Her story, "Junk Mail", she explains is one she wrote in approximately ten minutes, after receiving an especially strange piece of mail.

This is her first published work.