Whuts a Kitty tu Due
When Da Potzee-Rotzees Liffs in Yer Home Parfs One
Deecemfir 25, 1998
Heer im is mynin myne busnis, dat meens im was takin a baff, when dose hoomin Potzsee- Rotzsees kumed at mynesself agin.Dey kamed frum effurywheer. Whi dus Santa Paws bwrin hoomins kamras aniway? Kissamouse is fur kitties. Knots hoomins. Dese weer frum mommys cheepi kamra. Fur Kissamouse, Santa Paws got her a beddir noo one. Dat makes fife kamras in dis house. im finking im in bigbig trubil an im beddir luk fur a noo hidee place.
Its bad nuff when dey haff a cheep kamra, buts when dey bwrin out datbig kamra, its wurs. im gots kno pribacee at awl. Heer im is juss lukin at da chayre. Knot effinboffirin da free. Awl da tyme heerin, Radar!!! leef dat free alone. Fur Basts sake. im knots duein anifing tu yer free. Besydes, im finking its myne aniway.
Yew will knotice dat affir im dekoratid da free agin fur myne hoomins, dey moffed awl da pretti bawls tu a more saffir place. At da tops, wheer dey fink im kanf gits dem. Snork! im gits dem aniway.
Mommy fawt dat im didnf seed da growlmonster in daback ob myne noo skrachin bored. Ha! im keefs myne eeys on dat fing.It twried tu eet myneself da furs dey im was heer.
Yew wud fink dat hoomins had sumfin beddir tu due densneeks up on a kitty dats haffin fun. Knot in dis kase.
im hoffin dat da hoomins heer is beddir trayned bi nex yeer.Dey shud knos dat dis is myne home an dey is heer fur myne bennyfit.
Oh! korse mommy hadda add dis one ob myne luffabilself!im wunfurin iffin deres one ob her likes dis?
Ooops! Gotta runrunrun now. Deys affir myneself agin. Seed ya lafir!!!
