Chapter Four of the Choirgirl HOTeL…

Written by Danna Poulvelli

When we left off our hero, Gentle Sac, just out-smarted the knit-wit, Fox Mulder. On the way out of the hotel he whistles and winks at this women who flips him off, but he just laughs because the women obviously was sporting a boob job and her long legs were in desperate near of a waxing.

He only whistled to get a reaction and the finger was a good start. For now that would have to wait. Gentle Sac was on the way to see how his legal venture, Club Dip and Strip, new sexy and hot strip club in the city was going.

It's good to be Gentle Sac because today was an extra special day though because GS was auditioning for new strippers for his club. The word on the street was that the fabled dancer, Kyribelle, left LA and was looking for club in NYC to dance in and GS always conducts the auditions, personally.

But, first he had to get to the club. On the way out the lobby GS tipped Greg Marlboro a hundred spot to keep an eye on Mulder just in case he stops acting like the cop in the Simpson’s.

The only problem GS had was remembering where the hell he parked him pimp-mobile. It had cow print seat covers, gold trim, and chrome that just kept on shining. Oh yea, GS remembers, "I parked it in the hotel parking lot." After this grand epiphany he strolled out to his car, turned on his CD play and drove away with NWA's automobile song blaring.

Once at the club, girls where dying to get in, and GS got to pick and chose. It is good to be GS.

Anyway, after hours of being forced to watch tons of girls strip, and receiving lap dances, and watching pole dancers (hahaha) he finish got to see her. Kyribelle was amazing.

She did a full show. She danced on the pole. She had her pasties and they were twirling. GS had found the stripper that was going to make his rich. He laughs with glee and signs her on the spot.

Now back in room 451 Adrien and Mulder where starting to heat up, not sexual. Some how the thermostat got turned way up and they where locked in the room. Hmmm? I wonder if GS did it.

Anyway, Mulder actually came up with a go idea to knock down the door. So, he yelled and kicked the door, but it wasn't strong enough and fell over in pain. Adrien, shake her head in disgust, and kicks the table herself.

But for some reason that I can't think of they kicked in the door between 451 and 452. Which is the room Jaime and Karol were sharing. The door fell with a crash and Adrien and saw Jaime and Karol.