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Name: If I told you that I would have to kill you
AKA: Carol MyFay, Carebear, Cow-Cow (I could kill my sister for that one), Snow Bunny, Bitch (among other things), Eve, Morganna, Earth Goddess, and last of all Cariannos
Hometown: born and raised in Hudson Falls NY
Date Of Birth: 05/05/79
Looks like: a dwarf on crack
Marital Status: None
Turn ons: cheese, Tori Amos, working on a theatrical production, gay boys (they're so pretty)
Turn offs: things that smell bad and reform school girls (they're just scary)
Favorite Food: CHEESE
Life long goal: to fly
Dreams to be: a porno queen
Realizes she will only ever be: a second rate crack wench
One quote: "We're on a mission from god"
The song that always gets stuck in my head: "Lucky" by Seven Mary Three
My favorite radio station: I don't listen to the radio much, but I guess 93.9 The Buzz or WGNA back home
If I were a crayon my color would be: Fruit-cake-dairy-Queen-nympho-earth-Goddess-green
Do I have a pager: Do I look like a crack dealer to you?
Do I have a lava lamp: No, I think they're kinda creepy
If I had a genie the three wishes I would make: "Genie, please be gracious enough to supply me with the three things I feel that all people need... porn, sex, and whipped cream"
I most admire: Bea Arthur
I least admire: Any recent boy band such as "Lip*sync" or the "Backdoor Boys"
My quest: The same thing I do every night, Pinky. Take over the world...
My favorite color is: Green
The answer to life, the universe and everything: Twinkies or the number 42
Is god a man or a woman: actually, god is a drag queen from Vegas
My favorite disease: nymphomania
My sun sign: Taurus and yes, I check my yahoo horoscope daily
Prescribed religion: So far, I'm a witch, but that may be changing very soon
In the winter time I like to: Lounge with a cup of cocoa and a great book
Sleep is: absolutely vital and if I have less than 13 hours a day I get cranky (and no, I'm not actually joking)
Art should be: for the inept at art
One thing I could do without: Fat jokes
Any final thoughts: No

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