Daiquiri ~
Ingredients:
2 ounces rum
1-1/2 ounces lime juice
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
  cracked ice

Directions:
Fill a mixing glass with ice. Add rum, lime juice, and powdered sugar. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime slice.

Dry Martini ~
Ingredients:
1-1/2 ounces gin
1 dash dry vermouth
1 green olive
  cracked ice

Directions:
Fill a mixing glass with ice. Pour in gin and dry vermouth. Stir (or shake) and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with an olive.

DuckFart ~
Ingredients:
1 ounce kahlua
1 ounce bailey's Irish Cream
1 ounce Seagram's 7

Directions:
In a rocks glass.

Frozen Black Irish ~
Ingredients:
1 Part Coffee Liqueur
1 Part Irish Cream
1 Part Vodka
1 To 2 Scoop Chocolate Ice Cream

Directions:
Mix ingredients in a blender and then add ice. Blend until smooth. Yields a mocha milk shake that sneaks up on you. Very rich.

Gin Bucket ~
Ingredients:
1 can Limeade -- (6 Oz)
1 can Gin -- (6 Oz)
  Several Sprigs Fresh Mint
  Plenty Ice
  Plenty Of Club Soda

Directions:
Crush 2 or three sprigs of mint in the bottom of a small metal bucket like those sold as 'beer buckets' at German festivals. Add the limeade and gin, and stir. Fill the bucket with ice, and pour in club soda until it fills the bucket.

Godfather ~
Ingredients:
1-1/2 ounces Scotch
1/2 ounce amaretto

Directions:
Fill a rocks or old fashioned glass with ice. Add scotch and amaretto and stir.

Harvey Wallbanger ~
Ingredients:
1 ounce vodka
4 ounces orange juice
1/2 ounce Galliano

Directions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass filled with ice cubes and stir. Float galliano on top by pouring slowly over a teaspoon turned bottom-side up.

Kamikaze ~
Ingredients:
1 ounce lime juice
1 ounce triple sec
1 ounce vodka

Directions:
Shake and serve over ice in old-fashioned glass.

Margarita ~
Ingredients:
1-1/2 ounces tequila
1/2 ounce triple sec
1 ounce fresh lime juice
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
1/2 egg white
  margarita salt
1 lime wedge
  ice cubes
  cracked ice

Directions:
Pour margarita or other coarse-ground salt on a small plate. Rub the rim of a cocktail glass with the lime wedge and dip the rim of the glass until it is coated with salt. Fill the cocktail glass with ice cubes. Fill a mixing glass with cracked ice. Add the tequila, triple sec, lime juice, egg white, and powdered sugar. Shake and strain into the cocktail glass. Garnish with the lime wedge.

Martini ~
Ingredients:
1-2/3 ounces gin
1/3 ounce dry vermouth

Directions:
Stir vermouth and gin over ice cubes in a mixing glass. Strain into cocktail glass. Serve with a twist of lemon peel or olive, if desired.

Oil Spill ~
Ingredients:
2 cl. Vodka
2 cl. Blue Curacao
2 Bailey's Irish Cream

Directions:
Fill the rest of the glass with Coca Cola.

Pina Colada ~
Ingredients:
1 ounce light rum
1 ounce coconut cream
1 ounce crushed pineapple
1/4 cup crushed ice
1 orange slice
1 maraschino cherry

Directions:
Place all ingredients in a blender and blend at high setting until smooth -- about 30 seconds. Strain into highball or collins glass and garnish with orange slice and cherry. NOTE: Crushed pineapple juice canned in its own syrup is preferable for a less-sweet drink; use pineapple canned in juice for a sweeter concoction.

Quick Fuck ~
Ingredients:
1 Part Kahlua
1 Part Midori
1 Part Baileys
Directions:
Add Kahlua first, this is the densest liquid and will stay at bottom. Next add Midori. Pour baileys over a spoon or carefully down side of glass, this is only marginally lighter than the midori, and unless care is taken, can mix with it.

Rusty Nail ~
Ingredients:
1 ounce Scotch
1 ounce Drambuie

Directions:
Fill a rocks glass with ice. Add scotch and Drambuie and stir.

Screwdriver ~
Ingredients:
1-1/2 ounces vodka
6 ounces orange juice
  ice cubes

Directions:
Fill a highball glass with ice. Add vodka, fill with orange juice, and stir.

Shuddering Orgasm ~
Ingredients:
1 ounce bailey's Irish Cream
1 ounce Kahlua
1 ounce Amaretto
1 scoop crushed ice

Directions:
Shake strain and serve.

Tequilla Sunrise ~
Ingredients:
1-1/2 ounces tequilla
1/2 ounce grenadine
4 ounces orange juice -- or to fill
  ice cubes

Directions:
Fill a highball glass with ice. Add tequila and fill with orange juice; stir. Slowly pour in tequila and let it settle. Before serving, stir very gently once, to create the "sunset" effect.

The Green Monster ~
Ingredients:
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Cointreau
1 shot Midori
1 shot Peach Schnapps -- (optional)
1 shot Southern Comfort
1/2 pint Cider
1/2 pint Lager

Directions:
Empty all the shots into the pint glass, and the mix in the cider and lager.

Traffic Light ~
Ingredients:
1/2 ounce Cream de Noyaux
1/2 ounce Galliano
1/2 ounce Melon Liqueur

Directions:
Layer ingredients and enjoy.

Tropical Smoothie ~
Ingredients:
2-1/2 cups pineapple juice -- unsweetened
1 cup strawberries -- sliced
1 banana -- sliced OR
  mango -- diced OR
  papaya -- diced OR

Directions:
* If using mangos or papaya, make sure they are ripe. 1. Peel and dice the fruit. 2. Have the pineapple juice well-chilled. 3. Combine all ingredients in a blender. Puree until thick and very smooth. Serve in a glass garnished with a whole strawberry and perhaps a mint sprig.

White Russian ~
Ingredients:
1-1/2 ounces vodka
1-1/2 ounces Kahlua
1-1/2 ounces heavy cream
  ice cubes

Directions:
Fill a rocks glass with ice. Add vodka and kahlua and stir. Float cream on top by pouring it slowly over a teaspoon or bar spoon held bottom-side up. Serve with a stir stick.

Yucka ~
Ingredients:
1 bottle Vodka
6 lemons
3 limes
1 cup sugar

Directions:
A really cool party drink. In a very large GLASS bottle, like the ones cheap wine come in, add one full bottle of vodka (absolute) of either proof. Now strain 6 lemons and 3 limes and add the juice (and the rines if you prefer) to the bottle. Now add 1 cup sugar (more or less to taste). Now fill the bottle with ice, wrap it in a towel, and SHAKE IT! That's right, shake this mixture for 1 hour. Pass it around so everyone gets a shake. After an hour, drink and enjoy. Tastes just like lemonade.