The sound of 6 farts  (27KB)

Adam Sandler at his crude best! * heaps of swearing *  (280KB)

"If that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an uglystick!"  (38KB)

"That's my shirt...you stole my shirt you son of a bitch!"  (73KB)

A nice short song * very cool *  (62KB)

"Why don't you step the f*ck back before I bitch-slap your f*cken hiney!"  (82KB)

"I got a finger up my asshole tonight"  "Is it Friday already?"  (37KB)

"One Swedish made penis enlarger pump"  "That's not mine...."  (407KB)

"Hand me the keys you cocksucker....what tha f*ck!"  (226KB)

"I said he'll flip you....flip you for real!"  (58KB)

"You know what?  You're a lousy kindergarten teacher, I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!"  (151KB)

"I got 30 f*cken minutes to take a shower, get dressed, pick up a new suit and get to the f*ucken courthouse"  (78KB)

"And I'm gonna look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good......."  (286KB)

Another song to the tune of Jingle Bells Rock about Oral Sex! (352KB)

"Let me ask you a question and be honest....do I make you horny? Randy?"  (91KB)

"Listen to me you....when I catch you I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you!"  (147KB)

Pussy Lovers Part I (412KB)

Pussy Lovers Part II (300KB)