Charging For Sex
There was this married couple. The wife was very upset because the husband was always after her for sex. She finally got so upset she went to the doctor to see if there was anything she could go. The doctor told her to start charging her husband for sex.The woman replied that she could not charge her own husband for sex.
The doctor said just give it a try and let me know what happens.
Later that day when her husband came home, he wanted to have sex. The wife replied, "It is going to cost you."
"WHAT?" the husband exclaimed.
"Well it will cost you $10 to do it on the floor, $20 to do it on the couch, and $30 to do it on the bed."
The husband thought this over and handed his wife $30.
She said, "Ok, come on lets go in the bedroom."
The husband replied, "No, I want it 3 times on the floor!"
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