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The Three Daughters

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their married life. The first one gets married....And on the second day the letter arrives with a single message... simply "Maxwell Coffeehouse". The Mother got confused and finally noticed in a Maxwell ad that it says "Satisfaction to the last drop..." So, the Mother is happy.

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week there was a letter that reads "Rothmans". The Mother looks into the Rothmans ad, and it says "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE" So, the Mother is happy.

Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. Finally, after 4 weeks there was a letter that read "BRITISH AIRWAYS". And mother looks into the British Airways ad, but this time she fainted. The ad reads "TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

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