"Okay," said the big fella "I want all the men to form two lines. One line is for all the men dominated by their women on Earth and the other is for all the men that dominated their women on Earth. All the women can go with St. Peter."

There was a general shuffling and two lines were formed. The line containing the men that were dominated was over 500 kilometers long and in the other stood just one solitary bloke. God looked at the two lines and became furious.

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," He shouted. "I created you in my image and you have all been pussy-whipped. Only one of you has stood up and made me proud. You should all learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you be the only one in this line?"

"Well," replied the bloke looking at God, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."