Two Rednecks Get Married
Redneck Billy Joe and Redneck Mary Sue are joined in holy matrimony. They spend their wedding night at the Motel 6 Honeymoon Suite in Parthenon, Arkansas. They've abstained from the big deed until this very night. Just as Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife for the first time, she stops him."Wait, Billy Joe. I just thought you should know..this ain't just our first time. It's my first time ever. I'm a virgin. I been saving' myself just for you."
"What you say, Mary Sue?"
"I said, I'm a virgin. One hundred percent cherry. Just for you on our wedding' night."
"Yore a VIRGIN??"
"That's right. Please be gentle."
"Gentle? Gentle my ass. I'm outta here!"
With that, Billy Joe pulls up his pants, hard-on and all, and leaves his virgin bride lying alone and naked. He slams the door, gets in his pickup, and drives home.
"Paw! Paw! Wake up! Yore not gonna believe this!"
"Huh? Billy Joe, what the hell you doin' here? It's 3am on your wedding' night! Why the hell ain't you and that purty new wife of yours in a haystack somewhere fuckin' like rabbits?"
"Paw, I was all set to do just that, when Mary Sue up and tells me that she's a virgin!"
"A VIRGIN?"
"That's right, Paw. One hundred percent cherry. As soon as she told me, I got the hell outta there as fast as I could!"
"Well, son, let me tell you, you did the right thing...Cuz if she ain't good enough for her own family, she certainly ain't good enough for ours!"
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