The man said he can not have sex. "Why?" asked the Doc.

The man replied, "My penis is too long and no woman will go to bed with me."

The Doc said: "let me take a look."

The man rolled his pants down and the Doc almost fainted. 25 inches of penis.

The Doc said, "sorry but I know of no medical procedure that will help. But....at the edge of town there is a witch who might be able to cast a spell on you."

Dejected the man left the office and said to himself ~ nothing ventured nothing gained and off to the witch he went. He told her of his problem and she too wanted to see.

She said, "WOW! There is no spell I can cast that will help. But....If you go behind my house into the woods, you will eventually reach a pond. On the far shore you will see a big ugly frog. Ask her to marry you. If she says NO and it works, your penis will shrink by 5 inches."

The men left and walked and sure enough he found the pond and low and behold there was the frog on the far shore.

He yelled, "Hey frog, will you marry me?" She replied NO!

He felt a tingle rolled his pants down and was amazed. His penis shrunk to 20 inches. He said to himself, "Great!!! This worked but it is still too long."

He yelled again, "Hey frog, will you marry me?"

The frog replied "NO!" and he felt the tingle again and sure enough it shrunk by additional 5 inches to 15.

He said to himself. That’s great but still not enough. He yelled again, "FROG, will you marry me?"

The frog replied, "NO! NO! NO! For the last time."