fonts
chances are that if you don't have these fonts on your computer, my page looks pretty stupid! well it probably looks pretty stupid no matter what anyway....but still, you want these fonts right? just click them and put them into the fonts folder which is in the windows folder on your computer. it takes like two seconds...download these...

bauhaus 93
tempus sans ITC

here's a short mp3 introducing you to golf hooligans...

golf hooligans
visit the golf hooligans page

programs
napster is a program that gives you access to just about any mp3 you want. other people make their mp3's available for you to download. get the file and open it on your computer to install it.

download napster
visit the napster website

toadnode is an elaboration on gnutella, which allows you to share any file, not just mp3's. so its like napster with more stuff. small and hella easy to use.

download toadnode
visit the toadnode website

sounds
here are some sounds from my favorite movie of all time, friday...you should set them up so they come on when you start and shut down your computer. always good for a laugh.

mr. jones explains the current situation in the bathroom
mr. jones express his distaste for his son's eating habits
mr. jones explains the finer points of dogcatching
a wellspoken debate about the illegal use of the drug marijuana
the preacher rejoices when he sees mrs. parker, who is "finathanamuthafucka" (smokey)