Momma an PawPaw came home from being OUT awl day, an dere wuz whitestuff awl over da driveway. So, dey played outside, shoving da whitestuff outta da way. When dey came IN, dey were awl wet an coverd wif whitestuff. It smelled so good an tasted lik water! PawPaw askd if I wanted to go OUT fur a bit, an I sed yesyesyes! Sew, he picked me up an took me OUT. I didnt even hafta wear da long stringthing tied round my neck.

PawPaw carried me to da driveway an put me down. Yow! Da ground wuz cold! I tried to walk round wifout havin my feets touch da coldcoldcold ground. Then, PawPaw scooped up sum whitestuff an made a ball! He rolled it across da driveway, so ov corse, I had to chase it! I went runnin reel fast after dat ball. It stopped rolling, but I couldnt stop! I went slidin across da driveway! My brakes wuddent werk!

PawPaw made more whitestuffballz an we played sum more. Then I got bored an decided to eggsamin big pile ov whitestuff where grass shud bee. PawPaw picked me up an took me IN. He sed he didn't want to chase affer me an git his feets wet. When I wuz IN, Pooh kept sniffin me. He didn't getta go OUT, an he wuz jellus. But I had funfunfun! An Momma kept laffin. She sed I wuz skatin' onna driveway! It took me over an hour to calm down frum dat great advensure. I runned round on warm carpet, an my brakes werked mosta da tyme.

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