R. G. Mugabe

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As a hoodlum
As a thug
As a president
As a Prime Minister
As a husband
As a wife snatcher
As a Hitler impersonator
As a Pinochet Impersonator
As a Haile Miriam Impersonator
As a mentor for Fascists
As a cross dresser
As an international criminal
As a large chicken
As a money horder abroad
As a platonic friend
As a lawyer.
As an economist
As a dinner guest for Smith
As a mate with dagga joints
As a cool dude

 

A man can be:

A homosexual
A latent homosexual
A bisexual
A latent bisexual
A true heteroxexual

The Mugabe team operate on the first three labels.

We do not know yet what Tsvangirai is.

Cecil John Rhodes was a homosexual

Most British government members in Tony Blair are homosexual. That is why Mugabe understands them so well.

If you want to be a homosexual, it is up to you. What you must not do is to victimise those who are whatever they are.

All the good Mugabe did such as Education, was calculated to keep him in power so he could steal more.

Mugabe's Record to date
  • Extraordinary poverty throughout the country especially in Matebeleland.
  • Shanty towns in every town
  • Very bad health provision with no doctors or nurses.
  • Doctors have all gone to South Africa, Europe and USA for better politics.
  • 104 974 people on the Harare housing waiting list. (March 2000)
  • Galloping inflation of 50-plus percent and increasing
  • Punitive interest rates of 70 percent and rising
  • Daily raising the prices of all products across the economy.
  • An average four-roomed house costs about $100 000
  • Average pay is ZIM$2 500 a month for work. (ex-combatats do not work)
  • The loans facility for the poor has been abused. The president's wife stole 25 million from it
  • Overcrowding is rife. Mbare, Epworth, Nguboyenja, Sakubva, etc with millions of residents
  • Firms are relocating in neighbouring countries
  • Unemployment is running at 70 percent not counting women or peasants
  • Rent in high density areas are as much as Zim$1000 per month
  • Bad or no sewage systems in high density areas
  • No protection of citizens by the police who are too busy stealing.
  • The rise and rise of sugar daddies who have sex with underage girls for money. The girls need money for food
  • High numbers of street kids all begging for food never mund clothes.
  • Poor transport systems, even worse than those inherited from Smith
  • Scape-goatting. Blame droughts, AIDS, opposition, The UK, IMF, Spies, spooks, whites, etc
  • Looting by ZANU-PF officials who have accounts abroad.
  • Demanding Party membership fees from the peasants each year. They have none.
  • Paying Zim $68 million from government to ZANU-PF as the only allowed party.
  • Paying ex-combatants $4500 each per month for doing nothing. They have already been pensioned off at de-mobilisation in 1980, then paid $50 000 each in 1998.
  • Threats of death to anyone who attempts to say anything to the public. Death to those who do.
  • Issuing contracts only to family members of Mugabe. Leo Mugabe et al.
  • The country has become poorer than it should have been. The money is in foreign banks.
  • Largest per capita cabinet on earth
  • Largest per capita foreign trips budget by any president.
  • A Mugabe sex scandal of larger magnitude than that of Clinton.
  • Murder in Matebeleland and other places.
  • Attempted murder of Edison Zvobvo
  • Murder of Josia Tongogara
  • Murder of Pamire
  • Murder of Rashiwe
  • Murdering 14 people between February and April 2000 for supporting Tswangirai
  • Attempted murder of Joshua Nkomo
  • False arrest of the other idiot Ndabaningi Sithole
  • Creation of CIO to check opposition activities, rather than to safeguard citizens.
  • Sending young soldiers to die in DRC for a personal gain.
  • Causing chaos in the country by stealing money allocated to NOCZIM.
  • Pretending to talk to Britain but in fact wanting to be paid directly so the money can be banked abroad.

That is Mugabe's Zimbabwe. Makes Kaunda look like an amateur 

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