MusicaMustDie Zine review
(Nov 2003; English translation and remarks by H.H.)
Deathfrost - Dart Of Seth (demo) (2003)
Vit Belov: "Never Send Us Such Stuff Anymore!"
The CD has come from Tverskaya street (more precisely, 2 CD's,
but I will review them at once), from the very heart of Moscow.
[A careful analysis of the envelope has
revealed some return address... so what?! - H.H.]
How many years old is the person who recorded this?
[Hell yeah, under 21 it would be illegal
- H.H.]
For sure, Oleg Pozdeyev would write this review more expressively.
[Would!? By that time, he had already made it
at least once, see DarkCity magazine reviews!
Click here
or there !! - H.H.]
But I want to explain something to the author and all
such fans of heavy music. All of us took guitars in
hands and tried to become "metal star",
[Not me:) - H.H.]
but many did not succeed.
Praiseworthy zeal is shown,
but first one has to learn how to play the instruments,
because (despite of the technology progress) computer
cannot play guitar.
[Am I accused of playing guitar (live, of course:)
in a style imitating a computer-sampled sound? - H.H.]
On spending a couple of moments on this CD, I understood everything...
[Otherwise,
an overdose of DeathFrost would yield an incurable
brain damage... with no reviews ever - H.H.]
I am throwing my body on this gun-port, nobody have to hear it...
[In the cultural conext given,
the above literally means that I was compared to
Nazi machine-gunner who exterminates innumerable hordes of
Russian soldiers with his MG42... Fuck! I must listen to
both these CD's once again, right now - H.H.]
Written by Vit Belov
[I like the review... it's so morbid...
almost a piece of lyrixx.. thanks! - H.H.]
