Finally! A simple test to see if you are under the spell of the government. It’s simple. Just tabulate up your score by counting the number of Yes answers. You might want to take this test again at the end of the book to see how much you have improved.
Question 1: Would you shoot up heroin if it was legal but not if it was illegal?
Question 2: Would you go to a prostitute if it was legal but not if it was illegal?
Question 3: If the government brought back the draft and you were chosen to go fight, would you do it?
Question 4: If the government outlawed cigarettes and you currently smoke, would you quit?
Question 5: Would you become a prostitute if it was legal but not if it was illegal?
Question 6: Is Communism the root of all evil on the planet Earth?
Question 7: Should we get rid of separation of church and state?
Question 8: Are the media too liberal?
Question 9: Is hunting your "God-given right"?
Question 10: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Okay now score yourself with the handy chart below.
Two or less | Congratulations! You are a full-fledged rebel. Luke looks like Vader compared to you. |
Three to five | You are the happy medium between militia members and church-goers. If you actually answered ‘yes’ to question seven, consider yourself a member of the next category. |
Six to nine | You’re a regular boyscout (or girl scout!) You hope to someday join the Thought Police. |
Ten and up | You’re either a liar or an idiot. You should consider running for Congress. |