Eel Countessa
Name: Christy...but you can call me Goddess
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Name if you were a spice girl: Juicy Booty Spice of course
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Favorite pastime: Getting my ass smacked while breaking headboards off beds and loving every fucking second of it!!
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Favorite color: Red....the color of hot wet passionate lusty eel mating
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Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? Is there any other way??
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If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": Sure, why the hell not...might be fun...god made dirt and dirt won't hurt!!
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What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? Who the hell cares what your thoughts are when you're wild and drunk....as long as they contain thoughts of eels and sex of course!
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Can you shake your groove thing? I can shake my groove thang longer than most....can you handle my groove thang?
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Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? I guess i would be a hypocrite if i said no....hee hee...i've corrupted the best of the best baby!!
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Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? Who doesn't?
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Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): Is the latex licorice flavored? wouldn't that be nice? i feel i could do the eel uniform proud.
I FEEL THAT THIS CULT WOULD BENEFIT FROM MY MEMBERSHIP....I FEEL I HAVE A MIND THAT IS IN THE GUTTER AND I'M SURE I COULD PULL A FEW EELS BACK WITH ME!!!! THEY DO EAT FISH RIGHT?....IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT...HEE HEE
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