The EEL Files

History:

The eel cult was originally founded by the eel master and eel mistress known to some as Lewis and Jamie. They first met in a mysterious place called The Dungeon of the Damned and talked for hours about a certain little eel named Bob. Jamie was captivated by Lewis's talk of eels and world domination. That night she became his eel mistress.

That was almost a year ago and the eel cult is still going strong. With our growing list of members it is only a matter of time before we march into some rural area with our fire arms and enough food and ammo to sustain us for many years. Until then we bide our time, drink heavily and enjoy deviant behavior.

Does a world controlled by marine life and people in black latex appeal to you? Click here and obtain an application for membership. Each application is subject to review by the board of eels and may or may not include close monitoring of your family and friends. Not because we care what you do in the privacy of your own home but because we like voyeurism and we fully support it.

Questions? Read the EEL FAQ

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Learn more about our members, go to the Membership Directory

Want to get the hell out of here? click here baby

 

Thank you Gregg for making the Eel Application form