Minister of Kinky Closet Cheese Grating
Name: Danny
Name if you were a spice girl: pickle spice
Favorite pastime: playing the harmonica (a passion of mine)
Favorite color: i love the color pink
Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? as long as i get to be the one who's spanked.
If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?" yes i have and no it does not involve my chihuahua!!!
What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? i like to get really drunk and put party hats on all my animals... usually on saturdays, get the disco ball out and everything
Can you shake your groove thang? i love to shake my happy ass on stage wearing a feather boa
Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? animals are pretty innocent aren't they? i guess i'd have to say yes.
Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? depends if it's hot pink or not. i like to call mine "the pink panther"
Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): no that's usually what i wear on stage...before my strip tease
If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? in a warm and HAPPY place
Do you part your hair in the middle or the side? i gel it straight up baby like a peacock
What are your thoughts on genital fungus? mollie had a "problem" once but a trip to the vet cleared it right up.
Do you hold a full current electric eel license? no but it's always been a dream of mine to be able to legally ride my eel.
Would you rather slither or scamper? depends on my mood. sometimes i'm a little frisky!! MEOW!
Are there any other comments you would like to make on your behalf?
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to serve and obey the great
leadership of the eels.
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