Captain of Eel Propaganda
Name: Devin
Name if you were a spice girl: Llama Spice
Favorite pastime: licking
Favorite color: clear
Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? I'm for them as long as they are only carried out in missionairy position.
If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?" only if the eelmistress told me to...
What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? do Christmas parties count?
Can you shake your groove thang? No, but I can thang my groove shake
Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? you're not going to corrupt me are you?
Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? is it furry?
Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): none at all. In fact I prefer eel-skin condoms
If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? in my cars exhaust pipe
Do you part your hair in the middle or the side? neither, my mother parts it for me
What are your thoughts on genital fungus? I don't like them, they leave stains on my underware
Do you hold a full current electric eel license? no, the community college near me doesn't offer any classes
Would you rather slither or scamper? scamping is fun
Are there any other comments you would like to make on your behalf? please set me free, I have to lead the Grand Llama Combine for Intergalactic Domination and Cheap Beer.
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