Eel Mistress to the Eel Master
Name: Jamie
�
Name if you were a spice girl: Lampshade Girl Spice
�
Favorite pastime: Conger eel spanking (who's your daddy?)
�
Favorite color: purple
�
Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? You bet!
�
If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": Of course! "thanks babe, I got what I wanted"
�
What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? As long as I end up in Las Vegas and married to an Elvis impersonator at some point.
�
Can you shake your groove thing? As often as I can, the weekends are usually prime groove shaking time
�
Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? Yes! without a doubt
�
Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? Yes!!! *shivers* just thinking about it
�
Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): No way! will we get to wear rubber too? I like to bounce off the walls when I'm being spanked!
�
if you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? I would put it in a nice warm place. (not mine)
�
do you part your hair in the middle or the side? middle
�
what are your thoughts on genital fungus? It makes for some interesting conversation I guess
�
do you hold a full current electric eel license? Yep! I like to ride my eel in the dark so I can see the sparks light up the room!
would you rather slither or scamper? Slither
�
�