Eel Name: "He Who Likes it With a Bit of Sauce"
Eel warrior in charge of protection of the eel from human consumption
Name: Jason Buchanan
E-mail address: [email protected]
Name if you were a spice girl: eelerator spice
Favorite pastime: photography of eels
Favorite color: green
Are you for or against deviant sexual acts?: depends on how I get to participate
If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": Yes
What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior?: Support wildlife - throw a party.
Can you shake your groove thang?: 360 degrees
Do you approve of the corruption of innocents?: yes, they're already corrupted
Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel?: yes, even better with sauce
Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): I want some, NOW
If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it?: wouldn't you like to know
Do you part your hair in the middle or the side?: side
What are your thoughts on genital fungus?: hadn't thought about it, actually
Do you hold a full current electric eel license?: study at home course in progress
Would you rather slither or scamper?: slither
Are there any other comments you would like to make on your behalf?: visit eelsauce.com :)
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