Chief Eel for Kinky Chicken Jokes
Name: Jeff Capri
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Name if you were a spice girl: Chelsea Spice
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Favorite pastime: Music, Movies and Drinking
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Favorite color: Purple
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Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? 4
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If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": Depends on who asks
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What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? Is there any other kind?
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Can you shake your groove thing? Without question
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Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? Sure
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Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? Female eel.....yes
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Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): If it looked good
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If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? In a warm gentle place
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Do you part your hair in the middle or the side?When parted...side
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What are your thoughts on genital fungus? Out of sight out of mind
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Do you hold a full current electric eel license? Nope
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Would you rather slither or scamper? Slither
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Comments? I would very much like to get wildly drunk with a slithering eel who can shake her groove thing while corrupting some innocents by exposing them to deviant sexual acts NOT involving any genital fungus
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