Chief Eel for Hot Wax Surfing on the Edge of Depravity
Name: JERRY
Name if you were a spice girl: SPICY HOT ONE
Favorite pastime: WELL, DANCING AROUND WITH MY ELEPHANT G-STRING
Favorite color: RED- JUST BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND LIKES IT
Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? HELL YA I'M WITH IT LIKE HOT WAX
If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": HELL YA IT'S FUN DOING STUFF LIKE THAT BUT IT HAS TO BE WITH SOMEONE THAT WON'T TELL
What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? BEAUTIFUL LOVE IT
Can you shake your groove thang? OHHH YA I CAN SHAKE IT ASS THOMBS AND HIPS
Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? YUP THAT'S THE BEST THE MORE INNOCENT THEY LOOK THE WORST THEY ARE
Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? NOT ME BUT MAYBE MY GIRLFRIEND
Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): BLACK LATEX, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT I DO LIVE IN LONG BEACH
If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? UP MY BOSSES ASS
Do you part your hair in the middle or the side? I PREFER THE - WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT I DIDN'T THINK IT MATTERS
What are your thoughts on genital fungus? GET THE PROBLEM SOLVED
Do you hold a full current electric eel license? NO NOT YET
Would you rather slither or scamper? I LIKE TO SLITHER IT'S SEEMS MORE OR A SLICKIER MOVE
Are there any other comments you would like to make on your behalf?
YA I'M ALSO A COWBOY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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