Chief Eel for Hot Rocket Voyages to Heaven and Back
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Name: Eelvis
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Name if you were a spice girl: Swing Spice
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Favorite pastime: swing dancing, and gerbil loving
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Favorite color: Hot rocket red
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Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? Are there any other kind?
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If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?" Yes
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What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? What behavior wild drunken?
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Can you shake your groove thang? After I Pee
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Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? I believe i do!
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Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? About A 1000 times a second
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Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): Well you see I have a Hives Problem....
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If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? Up Erics ass
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Do you part your hair in the middle or the side? No Part
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What are your thoughts on genital fungus? i dont know....but i sure am hungry
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Do you hold a full current electric eel license? No
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Would you rather slither or scamper? SLEEETHER
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Are there any other comments you would like to make on your behalf? This isn't some cult where im gonna get some weird haircut and free clothes is it?
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