Chief Eel for Covering the Dutchy of Cornwall in Marmalade
Name: Lana Tyer
Name if you were a spice girl: Gothic Spice
Favorite pastime: Admiring eels, silly!
Favorite color: Eel Brownish, green
Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? Depends on who's doing the sexual act.
If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": Depends on what this "something" is.
What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? eel-some! (awesome), besides who says they're really drunk?
Can you shake your groove thang? I don't believe I have one. Is
that a medical term?
Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? Who is Innocents? And do they agree with this corruption?
Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? "eel" is that a slang for a private part?
Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): No,...Does it include the whip, or do I have to provide it?
If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? If the banana is that cute I'll keep it warm.
Do you part your hair in the middle or the side? What hair in particular?
What are your thoughts on genital fungus? I always thought mushrooms were shaped funny!
Do you hold a full current electric eel license? no, the MED, marine eel department won't accept my birth certificate because it states that my mother was an eel.
Would you rather slither or scamper? slither
Are there any other comments you would like to make on your behalf? My good half or bad half?
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