The Master of Eels Everywhere
Name: Lewis
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Name if you were a spice girl: destructive spice
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Favorite pastime: eel spanking
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Favorite color: warmed up buttock red
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Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? i think they should be compulsory.
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If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": only if it was depraved and kinky.
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What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? i have no thoughts, but getting pissed is cool!!!!
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Can you shake your groove thing? i fucking swing it, baby!!! WOOOHOOO!!!
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Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? no bloody point in corrupting the corrupted, right??!!!!!
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Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? EEL ME, BABY!!!!
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Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): not if it had catflap medallions with accessories.
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if you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? i would stimulate a partner of choice with it.
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do you part your hair in the middle or the side?at the wrong side.
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what are your thoughts on genital fungus? it tastes YUK!!!
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do you hold a full current electric eel license? i'm a member of the advanced eel drivers institute!!!!
would you rather slither or scamper?i wanna slither up your.....
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