Eel Name: "Man Who Stimulates With Large Wooden Spam Spoon"

 

Name = Magikal Christo the magnificent

 

E-mail address = [email protected]

 

Name if you were a spice girl = Burry me in a Y shaped coffin spice

 

Favorite pastime = Doing Vlad the impaler impersonations utilising butter and moulded spam

 

Favorite color = Alcohol poisoning yellow/blue

 

Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? = Devient? It's not devient it's natural. All that missionary-possition-after-marriage stuff is devient. All missionaries should be shot on sight

 

If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap, would you do it just for the hell of it? = Only if it was you. Or me. Or Bill Clinton. Or....what the hell, spank me like a barrel of spam on a cheap hookers ass

 

What are your thoughts on wild, drunken behavior? = I don't have many thoughts on wild, drunken behaviour. I don't have any thoughts at all when I get to that stage

 

Can you shake your groove thang? = Unfortunately so. I seem to have gained rythm from some unknown source. I still suck though

 

Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? = If there are any left

 

Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice, warm, friendly eel? = ooooooohhhhhh arrrrrrrrrr. Mmmmmmmmm, slippy, commfy, (smiiiiillllee)

 

Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.) = Hey, I won't have to get changed, cool!

 

If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? = I refuse to answer that question as you allready know the answer. Ask it again and it'll be yours and not mine (go on, ask it again)

 

Do you part your hair in the middle or the side? = Nowhere anymore. SPPPIIIIIIIKEYYYY. I think I should just shave my entire body and pretend to be a naked monkey

 

What are your thoughts on genital fungus? = chewy

 

Do you hold a full current electric eel license? = Yup. (zzzzt) ow (smokey smokey smoke) erm, no. Just blew ralph the eels fuse

 

Would you rather slither or scamper? = That question is derogetry and biased. In fact I glide like an eagle and crash like a hefalump

 

Are there any other comments you would like to make on your behalf? = You know it's all true so there. nyeh nyeh nye nyeh nyeh! oh, sorry, I've been childish havent I. Well, the birch for my impure thoughts tonight.

 

 

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