"undecided"
Name: Tommy "TLB"
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Name if you were a spice girl: all of them baby
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Favorite pastime: petting my eel
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Favorite color: hot pink
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Are you for or against deviant sexual acts? only with a spice girl
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If someone asked you to do something that you thought was wrong and made you feel a little dirty and cheap would you do it "just for the hell of it?": yeah baby
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What are your thoughts on wild and drunken behavior? i give my full approval
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Can you shake your groove thang? does the gothic chicken jig count?
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Do you approve of the corruption of innocents? i give my full approval
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Do you find yourself turned on by the thoughts of a nice warm friendly eel? ummm yes
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Would you have any problems wearing our traditional eel uniform? (eel hats, black latex etc.): no problem here, back in "the day" i used to wear that sort of stuff all the time.
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If you had to keep a hot banana from going cold where would you stick it? under my bed
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Do you part your hair in the middle or the side? my hair isn't parted, it's too groovy baby
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What are your thoughts on genital fungus? yech
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Do you hold a full current electric eel license? you betcha
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Would you rather slither or scamper? Slither
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Comments? i've always secretly had a desire to become a member in this eel cult. thanks so much for making this dream come true. i will do my best to obey and serve.
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