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Everybody has hobbies! So do I! There is no way in hell that I am going to fill an entire page with them though...
But I'll die trying!
Man, what were these stupid page wizard people thinking?
Well, here goes!
Okay, I am really into:
Crocheting
It just totally rocks! I've made all kinds of stuff like blankets and stuffed animals and a whole wad of doilies. Wanna doily?
Macramé
This is way fun! Who knew that there were more things to do with hemp than smoke it? I love making people bracelets and anklets and all that other crap. Some of it's way pertyful.
Singing
Singing is so wonderful because you can do whatever you want with it. I have sang for rallies and talent shows and choirs and right now I'm singing in a band! How kewl is that?
Collecting Vintage Stuff
Old stuff is the greatest! I had this amazing collection of dolls from the '50s and '60s until recently. Moving around a lot really sucks. I love going to the Goodwill Stores and Salvation Army because you never know what you'll uncover for, like, a dollar. If anyone out there wants to donate some vintage stuff to me (like, a Chevy Belair for example!), please feel free to do so.
Collecting Posters
I am a total poster freak. I still have posters from like ten years ago. I especially like foreign movie posters. Those rock!
Watching Movies
Okay, this one is a no brainer. Who doesn't like movies? I mean for Bob's sake! I work at a video store! Foreign films are kewl, musicals are kewl, dramas, comedies, you name it! I especially like those weird movies that you have to dissect, like Mulholland Drive and The Virgin Suicides. Got any suggestions?
S&M
Don't ask how I got into it, I just did. I have about five pairs of handcuffs, seven ties, and some really great outfits. You haven't lived until you've been tied up or tied someone else up! It's ironically freeing. And if you get smacked around a few times, that's a great perk!
Poetry
I write. It's not all that great, but I write and I like it. You can see some on my page if you're interested. However, if you're easily offended, dun even think about it.
Hentai
Drawing it or looking at it is great. If you don't know what it is, look it up. Or ask your mother!
Reading
I have taken up reading again! Yay! Historical fiction and philosophy are my faves.
Nail Art
Paint 'em if you've got 'em, right?
And I'm guessing that's it, but if I missed anything, I'll be sure to tell you as soon as possible!