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Top 10 Favorite Links
Okay, there are some really great sites out there, but here are my all-time favorite picks!
And they are in order from 1-10 because I'm sure you don't want to waste anytime dicking around with the ones at the bottom of the list!  

#1.)    The Realm of Niftyness
        This page is the best!  It is the best page out there!  Check out the Fortune Cookies, they rock!  I swear one day I spent like five hours looking at this thing, and I still didn't go through it all!
        http://www.niftyness.com

#2.)    Cafe Mo
        These are some poets who kick major ass and aren't afraid to tell you all about it!  With topics including everything from homophobics to anti-haikus, Cafe Mo is the best poetry site out there!
        http://www.cafemo.com

#3.)    Cosmo's Factory
        If you are into any cult classic movies, this site is totally for you!  Although it started out as a Rocky Horror Picture Show (the best movie in the world!) site, it has slowly incorporated almost every memorable cult movie you can possibly imagine.  Check it out, it's way kewl!
        http://www.cosmosfactory.org

#4.)    Nerve.com
        Anything and everything you'd like to know about sex.  Complete with awesome poetry and the Position of the Day!
        http://www.nerve.com

#5.)    Hogtied.com
        Like the idea of being tied up or smacking someone senselessly?  Then this site is for you!  Check out the best bondage pics on the web here!
        http://www.hogtied.com

#6.)    Aeon Flux Monican-Dominatrix
        Aeon Flux is like my hero!  She goes around kicking ass, taking names, AND getting all the guys/girls she wants!  How kewl is that?
        http://www.aeonflux.org

#7.)    Bad Movies.com
        If you like B-movies, horror flicks, and/or teeny-bopper films, then don't go here!  For some grade-A movie bashing, visit this site and revel in its tasteless glory!
        http://www.badmovies.com

#8.)    BettiePage.com
        This page is awesome if you're a Bettie fan, and if you're not a Bettie fan, you will be after you see her!
        http://www.bettiepage.com
        
#9.)    Rimbaud
        If you speak French, this page rocks because Arthur Rimbaud rocks!  So go learn French and visit this page!  Yeah! Yeah...  Okay, just go.
        http://www.ac-grenoble.fr/rimbaud/saison.htm

#10.)    Cyber Surfari
        Looking for a few hours to kill?  Go here!  This is way fun!  And you can win free stuff.  I love this place!
        http://www.cybersurfari.org

Looking for some more time wasting links???
Check these out:

These guys are kewl because they put up yours truly on their web page!
        http://syrinx.nyip.net/~bluepopcorn/poems.html

FreeCondoms.com Click on this and tell 'em I sent ya!  Dun be silly, cover yer willy!                        http://www.freecondoms.com/[email protected]

This is a web site for a local band over here, and they are perty frickin' good!  (They're all really cute too!)  Check it out and download some of their tunes!  Rock on rockas!
        http://www.geocities.com/fuller_band/

Wanna buy a whole bunch of shit you don't really need but have gotta have?  This place kicks ass!  And if you need to sell off some stuff for drug money, this is a great place for that too...
        http://www.half.com