'Twas the Night Before Argmageddon


Blood, Text, and Tears
Maintaining America's Edge

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     'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone
     In a tumbled down shack made of plaster and stone
     I came down the chimney with presents and cheer
     And to see who was keeping a Christmas home here

     As I peered through the gloaming, no joy could I see
     No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree
     No stocking by mantel, just boots filled with sand
     And a wall hung with pictures of far distant lands

     With medals and badges, awards of all kinds --
     A sobering thought came into my mind
     For this house was different, so darkened and dreary
     A marine's humble home, I could see that now clearly

     The marine lay asleep, lying silent, alone
     Curled up on the floor in this hovel of stone.
     The face was so gentle, the room so unclean
     It was not how I pictured a US Marine

     Was this figure the hero of whom I had read?
     Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed?
     I realized Americans I'd visit tonight
     Owed their wealth to marines who were eager to fight

     Soon 'round America, children would play
     And grownups rejoice on a bright Christmas day.
     They’d all enjoy riches throughout the year
     Because of marines like the one lying here

     I couldn't help wonder -- this man so alone
     On a cold Christmas Eve in a land far from home
     Then this very thought brought a tear to my eye
     I dropped to my knees and started to cry.

     He woke to my weeping: I heard a rough voice
     Saying, "Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice.
     Oh, I get my kicks, don't you worry 'bout me
     I got billions in war-toys, and the ammo is free

     "I travel the jungles, the deserts, and seas
     And people all over are eager to please
     But just to make sure, I -- like -- torture a few
     I treat 'em real special, you bet I do.

     "Mostly the women, but sometimes men, too,
     And they keep it real quiet, whatever I do.
     No, I don't need family, kids, or a home
     I'm happy when people just let me alone

     "I'm trained for this job and I do it well:
     I kill, ask no questions, the rest go to hell.
     And when I get worried that I'll wind up dead
     I get a new battery for this chip in my head."

     The marine rolled over and drifted to sleep
     I couldn't control it, I continued to weep.
     Men died for our freedom and counted it cheap
     Then we hired these wolves to look after our sheep.

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