| 1. All the mothers and children
were alive on the final day, but they died through a series of accidents.
They were not murdered by the government. They were not murdered by the
government . . .
Despite what the autopsies show, the agents were always
perfect gentlemen at the front door, even while they were mowing people
down with machine guns at the back. Even while they were driving tanks
into a house full of women and children, they would never hurt mommies
and kids and really only wanted them to come out. The children died by
ACCIDENT. The autopsies are a mistake. Pay no attention to the autopsies.
Nobody knows about autopsies. Autopsies are not important. No one is interested
in the bodies in the closet . . .
There was
an old woman who swallowed a fly.
I don't
know why she swallowed a fly.
2. We know what happened to
the mommies and kids because the SURVIVORS told us. There were photographers
standing around with big telescopic lenses for weeks to get pictures of
people leaving Mt. Carmel, but somehow none of us watching TV that day
saw people come out, and the newspapers and magazines didn't get pictures
either. But we believe everything the survivors say. Even though
they were tortured for 51 days and half of them are in prison for the rest
of their lives, they would ALWAYS tell the TRUTH. They were interviewed
by the nice Hostage Rescue Team who blew away Vicki Weaver's face while
she was holding her baby. So whatever those poor survivors say must be
the TRUTH. Even when it doesn't make sense, even when they contradict themselves,
even when the autopsies show something else, it must be the TRUTH.
There was
an old woman who swallowed a spider
That wriggled
and jiggled and tiggled inside her
She swallowed
the spider to catch the fly
I don't
know why she swallowed the fly
3. And anyway, we have videotapes
of the Davidians when they were alive. The nice FBI people gave the Davidians
a camera and video tape so they could express themselves while they were
being bombarded with lasers, Nancy Sinatra, flash bangs, and military machinery
destroying their property. We don't know who the people are in the videos,
but each one says their own name, so that helps. They ALWAYS make videos
of hostages. The Iranians did it, so the FBI had to do it. The videos were
released months after everybody was dead, but you have to believe the videos
are for real and they were NEVER altered or edited. And that just proves
the autopsy evidence is nonsense.
The was
an old woman who swallowed a bird
How absurd,
to swallow a bird!
She swallowed
the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled
and jiggled and tiggled inside her
She swallowed
the spider to catch the fly
I don't
know why she swallowed the fly
4. The government agents gave
the Davidians the tapes and camera because they wanted to be sure that
the Davidians were not molesting the children. Video tape will always tell
you whether a child is being molested. The government had already strafed
the children's nursery from helicopters, and they had tortured the hostages
with lasers and sonic weapons for weeks. Eventually, they would smash Mt.
Carmel around their ears, saturate the building with CS chemicals, set
off a bomb on the concrete room where they were hiding, and machine gun
the grownups as they fled the fire. But still, the FBI was concerned about
the welfare of the children, and so they got a video tape.
There was
an old woman who swallowed a cat
Imagine
that! To swallow a cat!
She swallowed
the cat to catch the bird
How absurd,
to swallow a bird!
She swallowed
the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled
and jiggled and tiggled inside her
She swallowed
the spider to catch the fly
I don't
know why she swallowed the fly
5. The government agents were
concerned about possible child abuse because crazy man Koresh was in Mt.
Carmel, raping and spanking the children and sleeping with other men's
wives. The parents of the little girls stood by and allowed this continuous
child abuse and adultery in their presence. This really did happen, yes
it did, and every government apologist who "accuses" the government of
murder MUST include a lengthy repetition of these charges.
There was
an old woman who swallowed a dog
What a
hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed
the dog to catch the cat
Imagine
that! To swallow a cat!
She swallowed
the cat to catch the bird
How absurd,
to swallow a bird!
She swallowed
the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled
and jiggled and tiggled inside her
She swallowed
the spider to catch the fly
I don't
know why she swallowed the fly
6. The Davidian parents allowed
all this to go on because they were members of a weird cult that believed
weird things. To prove it, the Davidians have a weird web page that all
self-respecting government apologists support in case anyone forgets how
weird the Davidians were. They were so religiously weird (but legal) and
believed in child abuse (illegal), adultery (legal), gun collection (legal),
and gun modification (illegal) that law enforcement moved in and raided
them. They should not have raided like that, but Koresh was weird and illegal
and crazy and molested little girls, and maybe the government really did
have to do SOMETHING about it, but . . .
There was
an old woman who swallowed a cow
I don't
know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed
a cow to catch the dog
What a
hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed
the dog to catch the cat
Imagine
that! To swallow a cat!
She swallowed
the cat to catch the bird
How absurd,
to swallow a bird!
She swallowed
the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled
and jiggled and tiggled inside her
She swallowed
the spider to catch the fly
I don't
know why she swallowed the fly
7. To raid Mt. Carmel, the
law enforcers trained for months at Ft. Hood. They had military advisors
and observers, they used military helicopters and other equipment, they
had more than seventy five agents, and they were all CIVILIANS, of course.
And they didn't have a written raid plan. To serve the search warrant,
they first strafed Mt. Carmel from the air. Then they pulled up in front
of the building in canvas topped cattle trailers in broad daylight without
cover and got their asses shot off by a band of Bible students hiding in
the plywood house. Eventually the government agents ran out of ammunition
after killing only a half-dozen Davidians (and none of them children, of
COURSE). The government had to beg for a cease-fire to recover their dead
and wounded. You see, they lost the element of surprise . . .
There was
an old woman who swallowed a horse
She died
of course. |