Zach Sherman
On Zach's behalf I am only putting this section of my site up to make Zach mad, but it is mostly true. Well to start things off...Zach Sherman is a goofy blonde haired kid who is obviously much less cool than me. He couldn't make a decent joke if his life depended on it. In fact if he says one more stupid thing on the bus I think that "funny or die" rule will have to go into effect. One time he said something (stupid of course) that really made me mad. I don't remember what. Something perverted and that didn't make sense, but It made me mad all the same. Soooooooooo. I slammed his head into the window. He deserved it totally. Another thing is that he is probably gay. As solid proof arises I will write about it on this page. Oh yeah. He rides bmx sorta too. NOT THAT THAT'S BAD! It's just that he sucks at it. Click here to see a diagram of his crappy dirt jumps. He has this mongoose that isn't half bad, but now he's gonna buy an old GT from someone and he has no good reason. I guess the only cool thing about Zach is that he has a cool dog that looks like a polar bear. That's all.
SOME PROOF!!!
2/16/00
On the bus today his hat(very gay too)has been stolen for about the millionth time. He, of course, is being a very big pansy about getting it back. After about three minutes of whining about it I have concluded that the hat is gone. He knows I am writing this and told me he would never pay full price for my mom again. That was about the best insult he's ever had, but he's used the "your mom's a hooker" thing so many times it is pathetic. So it didn't bother me much. In a second try at retaliation he stole my pen cap. What a TURD MUNCH! Only a total idiot would steal a pen cap, and on top of it he didn't even take the pen. Well that's my first proof of Zach's idiocy
2/17/00
Today Zach, in a vain attempt to be funny took part in one of the poorest attempts at humor ever. He was talking to this redneck, hick guy that always wears a cowboy hat and said, "wouldn't it be funny if someone mistook your hat for an ashtray and the cigarette burned through and burned you!?" Well if that isn't stupid I don't know what is. YOU decide.
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