welcome to the tower of the manganese dildo. this is the home of the rubric, and his eternal stronghold. this is where the rubric resides. here you can get the story of his life, as told by a low-level manganese warrior, or you can tour the tower. be sure not to anger farlbuke, as he is hungry.

be forewarned, what you can't see is often lethal

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