the rubric's fellow warriors
...Manganese Warriors
....Robantifast (Dan)
....Farlbuke (the pone monster) {Steve}
....The Shit-Faced Cockmaster {Chris B.}
....The Bastomaticon (currently in hell, working on parole)
....Shatinmapans (Dark Lord and Master) {Andrew}
....Rataeux the Shaman {Chris S.}
....Andrew W.K. (possessed by a manganese warrior)
...Various and Sundry Pieces of Shit
.....Derek
.....Shane
.....Bob
.....Ben
.....Justin
.....Zack
and of course me
..THE MOTHERFUCKING RUBRIC