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The IAN Song
copyright©1995
Mike Skellenger
Oh I know a boy who's name
is Ian.
There's a pretty girl he's
seein
Her name's Kristine and she
lives next door
But she says "Ian, you're too
poor.
So get a job and make some
money.
Then I sure will be your honey.
We'll buy a house and we'll
have 12 kids
and we won't spank them no
matter what they did.
We'll buy them lots of candy
and toys.
No matter if they're girls
or boys.
We'll send them all to grandma's
house.
She'll feed them lots of rats
and mouse!"
Well Ian he thinks that's too
mean.
So he sends them home to Kristine
who puts them to bed
in a washing machine!
So they'll get cleeeeean!
THE END
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