One sunny morning at the Fresno Zoo, a zoo-keeper went to the high security elephant pen to feed Elmo the Elephant. The zoo-keeper entered the combination, and he opened the door to the elephant pen. Before he could step inside, Elmo busted out and rampaged through the zoo. Elmo knocked over some stands and exhibits, and also stepped on a few little children. Then Elmo escaped through the main enterance.
Darion liked elephants; they were his favorite animal. He lived in a Fresno apartment with two floors. His favorite elephant was Elmo, who lived at the Fresno Zoo. Darion was also going to the zoo that day with his best friend, Jon. Elmo was a cool elephant, who did tricks for people, and let little kids ride on him. Darion went down the stairs, and sure enough, Jon was waiting for him in the kitchen. "C'mon, let's go!" Jon said. Each of them grabbed a pack of pop-tarts, and they ran to the zoo as fast as they could. When they got to the zoo, they saw police lines all over the main enterance. "Huh?!?" they both said in bewilderment. "What the hell happened here?" "Elmo the Elephant went crazy!" some guy said. "It's a good thing that not many people got hurt." "WHAT!?!?!" They both ran over to the elephant pen, which was covered with even more police lines. "Hey officer," Darion said to a kind of chunky officer, "can we see the elephant pen?" "Sorry, no little kids allowed!" the chunky officer said in a mockingly voice. This offended them, because they weren't little kids, they were 12 & 14 years old! "Hey, @%#8 you ya' fat blob! Go in the elephant pen where you belong with your mom!!!" Jon said to the officer. Being the youngest friend of Darion, Jon always talked back the most. "Get outta here, kids!" The officer yelled. So they left.That night, they snuck in the zoo after it closed, to see what might have caused Elmo to go crazy like that. They went over to the elephant pen, but it was locked by a high security system. "How are we going to get in the elephant pen?" Jon asked quietly. "I think I saw the zoo-keeper type this in before," Darion said, and he went to the digital keyboard:
ENTER PASSWORD
When they got to the house, they looked at the items under a microscope. The pill contained mostly tylenol, and a small trace of DZ-5, a nerve gas that causes mammals to go insane. "This pill caused Elmo to go crazy!" Darion exclaimed. Then they put the chip under the scanner of Darion's computer, and traced a signal coming from it. It took them a few minutes, but they traced the signal coming from under the building next to the zoo. The 10-Kong Arcade.
The arcade was very crowded when they got there. The 10-Kong Arcade had many arcade games:"Donkey-Kong, Donkey-Kong 2, Donkey-Kong 3, Donkey-Kong Country, Donkey-Kong Land, Donkey-Kong-Man, Super Donkey-Kong Bros., Donkey-Kong the Hedgehog, Secret of Donkey-Kong, The Legend of Donkey-Kong, Donkey-Kong Trigger, Super Donkey-Kong RPG, Donkey-Kong Bandicoot, Donkey-Kong goes to Hawaii, Donkey-Kong goes to Hell, Donkey-Kong goes to Indonesia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Donkey-Kongs, Street Fighter Donkey-Kong, Donkey-Kong Bobsled, Donkey-Kong Golf..."
Anyway, the arcade was very crowded when they got there. Jon wanted to play one of the arcade games, but all of the Donkey-Kong games were occupied. They walked over-"Virtual Donkey-Kong, Donkey-Kong Pizza, Donkey-Kong Anthology, Donkey-Kong Sandwich..."
"Shut up!!!" Jon yelled, "We're tired of listening to 'Donkey-Kong'!" Jon punched the psycho kid in the head who kept saying "Donkey-Kong". Anyway, they walked over to the back of the room. They saw a big door, big enough for an elephant to fit through. They glanced at eachother, and then they kicked the door down. The next thing they saw shocked them. Two bald guys shaving Elmo with a razor, and filling packages with the elephant hair. There was a huge DZ-5 bomb behind them, and the bald guy closest to Elmo's butt held a detonater to it. Then the bald guy said, "Get back! One false move and KA-BOOM!" Right after he said that, Elmo, unconsiously took a Big-Fat-Elephant-Dump on the bald guy, causing him to drop the detonater. Just then, police busted in to stop the baldy scheme of selling elephant hair on the black market for wigs. They threw garbage at the police, but it was no use. They arrested the bald guys (Who had put DZ-5 pills and computer chips in Elmo's food to capture him.), and Elmo was given medicine to make him feel better. Elmo was safely returned to the zoo, where Darion and Jon still go and see him with all of his hair again.