Ghost


The Haunted House

By Some Guy
The group of kids approached the entrance of the forest, which contained some ruins, and and old castle which was thought to be haunted. Nobody ever went there, but they were going to spend the night in it. Among the group of kids was Daniel (The Group Leader), Bo (Daniel's Butt-Kiss), Yam (The Group Clown), Jared (The Scardy Cat), and Chaz (The Nerd). As they approached the castle, they heard a grunt, and the bushes wrestle behind them. When they looked, Chaz was gone. "I don't like this... something got him!!!" Jarod said. "Shut up Jared! He probably ran home." Daniel said. The castle doors looked huge, but when Daniel kicked them, they went right over. In the main room there were alligator statues and totem poles. There was also a stairway with stone eye-balls on the rails. "Lets get something to eat!" Daniel said. They walked in the kitchen, which was full of cobwebs. They opened the refrigerator, but there was only a dead gopher, Saschatchauwan Syrup, and 'Bigg Macc Dogg Food'. They checked all the cabinets, but all they found was a skull, a bone, a vampire bat, and 3 shrunken heads. Yam started to juggle the shrunken heads. "Man! There isn't any food!" Bo yelled. "Aaaaaaa!" Jared screamed like a girl. They looked behind them and saw a deformed guy in a butcher outfit, covered in pig blood. He had a 2-foot long butcher knife in his hand. He snuck up behind Yam and he stabbed him in the head. Yam's jaw separated from the rest of his head when the knife went all the way through. "Aaaaaaa!" they all screamed. They ran to the front doors to try to get out.

*thut-thut-thut-thut-thut*

Five moldy bodies hung down from ropes by their necks, right in front of the only exit. "Aaaaaaa!" they all screamed, and ran upstairs into a bedroom. They slammed the door shut and locked it. "O-MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Jared cried out. "Hey! Maybe we can sneak out the window!" Daniel said. They opened the musty window as the butcher started to break in. Then they climbed down towards the backyard below. When all of them got down in the backyard, they realized that a big mistake was made. The whole backyard was a cemetery surrounded by a ten foot tall gate. They walked near the back of the cemetery and found a path hidden behind a bush. The stone path was skinny, and tall bushes acted as its walls. After about 5 minutes of walking, the path ended as a big circle with a huge grave in the middle. The name on the grave said:

'In memory of C. Norbert Finster.'

"Chaz?!?" Daniel said, "What would Chaz's name be on a grave?" Just then, the grave opened, leading to a secret tunnel. "Whoa!" they all said. They had nowhere else to go, so they went in the grave, into the dark, down a long stairway...

It seemed like eternity before they got to the bottom. There were dungeon walls all over, and it seemed like the catacombs. Tortches lit all the walls, all the way to the end. They went in one room, and saw a skeleton chained to the wall. They went in another room, and say a guy on fire, running in circles. They went in a third room, and saw Quasimodo. "Man! This sucks!" There were so many rooms that they didn't know what to do. So they went in one final room. There was a hole in the stone floor with a sign that said: "Jump In Here To Go". "I'm not going in that thing!" Daniel said. When they looked behind them, they saw a werewolf chewing the remains of Jared. Then Daniel said, "On second thought... LET'S GO!" Bo and Daniel jumped in the hole.

They seemed to fall forever, until they stopped falling. They ended up in a lab that looked like "The Frankenstein Lab". They saw a mummy, a robot, and another robot. Then they saw the thing. The thing was a Gorilla Go-Bot that was so strong it could chop a toe-truck in half. On it was a sign that said: "Keep-Out-Of-Reach-Of-Children". "Are you think'n what I'm think'n?" Daniel said. "Yep. Sure am." Bo replied. There was a long silence. "LET'S SMASH IT!!!!" they both said with wide eyes. They started to kick at its feet, when its eyes turned on. "Rwa-rwa-rwa-rwa-rwa-rwa-rwa-rwa..." it said. "You think its alive?" Bo asked. At that moment, its arms shot out and then it said, "I AM THORG!!!!" Uhh... What the hell do we do now?" Bo said, "You think its gonna get us?" He sounded pretty nervous. "What do you think it could possibly do anyway? Pull a Slushie 2000 Viborator on us??" Then the Go-Bot said: "THORG HUNGRY; THORG WANT EAT!!!!!!!!!" Then it started to chase them. "Aaaaaaa!" they both screamed, and started to run down the hall-way. Thorg got closer, closer, closer, and closer, until he caught Bo. "Aaaaaaa!" Bo screamed, as Thorg ripped off his arms and legs, and smashed the rest of his body into globs of applesauce. Daniel, however, managed to get to a door that led to another room. Daniel then saw something that really shocked him. It was Chaz, standing in front of a coffin. "Chaz???" Daniel said. "What are you doing here?" "I live here." Chaz replied in a calm voice. "Live here?!?!?!? You mean you live in this freakshow with tons of creatures that kill people????" "Yes." "You mean you knew that it was possible that me and my friends could have been killed by these freak, sideshow clowns???" "Yes. Yes I did." "Were you trying to get us killed?" "I'm impressed. You actually have a brain. But your looks and atitude can't get you out of here." "First you kill my friends, and then you try to insult me?!? I'm gonna kick your ass!!!!!" "You can't hurt me even if you wanted to." "Wait... your name was on that grave! Are you... dead???" "More like 'un-dead'. You see, I've lived here for over 500 years. I have lived off the blood of others for my whole live. I guess you can say that I'm... a vampire." "Whoa! A vampire??? No way; can I have your autograph???" Daniel said this in a sarcastic voice. "Sorry," Chaz replied. "You won't live that long." All of a sudden, all the freaks came out from the darkness. The butcher, the werewolf, the skeleton, the zombie, thorg; all of them. Chaz opened his mouth, and fangs grew out. Then Daniel saw Chaz get closer, felt a sting on his neck, and everything started to go black.....

The End!